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#2261 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off. -- Bill Conrad
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#2262 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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#2263 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.
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#2264 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. -- Dennis M. Ritchie
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#2265 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct. -- Ralph Hartley
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#2266 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
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#2267 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. -- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972
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#2268 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.
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#2269 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
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#2270 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X
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