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#3006 | | "The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was." -- Walt West
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#3007 | | "Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone." -- G. B. Stearn
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#3008 | | "In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current." -- Thomas Jefferson
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#3009 | | The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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#3010 | | "But this one goes to eleven." -- Nigel Tufnel
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#3011 | | "Been through Hell? Whaddya bring back for me?" -- A. Brilliant
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#3012 | | "I don't know what their gripe is. A critic is simply someone paid to render opinions glibly." "Critics are grinks and groinks." -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comics
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#3013 | | "I've got some amyls. We could either party later or, like, start his heart." -- "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"
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#3014 | | "Israel today announced that it is giving up. The Zionist state will dissolve in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities around the world. Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, 'Who needs the aggravation?'" -- Dennis Miller, "Satuday Night Live" News
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#3015 | | "And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report." -- Dave Barry
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