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#3016 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | SHOP OR DIE, people of Earth! [offer void where prohibited] -- Capitalists from outer space, from Justice League Int'l comics
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#3017 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Roman Polanski makes his own blood. He's smart -- that's why his movies work." -- A brilliant director at "Frank's Place"
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#3018 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists." -- Dave Barry
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#3019 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'" --Tammy Faye Bakker
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#3020 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains out.
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#3021 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute, for they shall be know as Dentists.
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#3022 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person, unless he has an atomic weapon." -- Howard Chaykin
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#3023 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Ever free-climbed a thousand foot vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear strapped to your butt?" "No." "'Course you haven't, you fruit-loop little geek." -- The Mountain Man, one of Dana Carvey's SNL characters [ditto]
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#3024 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and seizure. Man, that was really Out There." "I was so WRECKED when I wrote that..." -- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
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#3025 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me... Captain Toke." -- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
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