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#3086 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?" -- Garrison Keillor
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#3087 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk." -- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
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#3088 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Poor man... he was like an employee to me." -- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
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#3089 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Trust me. I know what I'm doing." -- Sledge Hammer
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#3090 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP" -- Blue Devil comics
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#3091 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." -- Fran Lebowitz
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#3092 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" -- Lily Tomlin
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#3093 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
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#3094 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!" -- Buckaroo Banzai
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#3095 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid" -- the artificial person, from _Aliens_
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