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![](/images/empty.gif) | #3266 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Nine years of ballet, asshole." -- Shelly Long, to the bad guy after making a jump over a gorge that he couldn't quite, in "Outrageous Fortune"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3267 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3268 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?" -- Robin Williams
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3269 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | 8) Use common sense in routing cable. Avoid wrapping coax around sources of strong electric or magnetic fields. Do not wrap the cable around flourescent light ballasts or cyclotrons, for example. -- Ethernet Headstart Product, Information and Installation Guide, Bell Technologies, pg. 11
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3270 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture from such a trifling investment in fact." -- Carl S. Gutekunst
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3271 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | VMS must die!
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3272 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | MS-DOS must die!
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3273 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | OS/2 must die!
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3274 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Pournelle must die!
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #3275 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Garbage In, Gospel Out
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