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#3768 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
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#3769 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Bing's Rule: Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.
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#3770 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Bipolar, adj.: Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York.
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#3771 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | birth, n: The first and direst of all disasters. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3772 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | bit, n: A unit of measure applied to color. Twenty-four-bit color refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25 cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years ago.
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#3773 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Bizoos, n.: The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#3774 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | blithwapping: Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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#3775 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.
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#3776 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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#3777 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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