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#3908 | | Cynic, n.: Experienced.
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#3909 | | Cynic, n.: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
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#3910 | | Data, n.: An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
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#3911 | | Data, n.: Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
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#3912 | | Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time.
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#3913 | | Davis's Dictum: Problems that go away by themselves, come back by themselves.
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#3914 | | Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#3915 | | Deadwood, n.: Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.
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#3916 | | Death wish, n.: The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.
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#3917 | | Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped.
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