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#3978 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | fenderberg, n.: The large glacial deposits that form on the insides of car fenders during snowstorms. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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#3979 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Ferguson's Precept: A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."
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#3980 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fidelity, n.: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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#3981 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
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#3982 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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#3983 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | File cabinet: A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
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#3984 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | filibuster, n.: Throwing your wait around.
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#3985 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
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#3986 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Finagle's Eighth Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's Ninth Law: No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to fake it.
Finagle's Tenth Law: No matter what the result someone is always eager to misinterpret it.
Finagle's Eleventh Law: No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened according to his pet theory.
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#3987 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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