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| #4108 | | Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
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| #4109 | | Horngren's Observation:
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
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| #4110 | | Household hint:
If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a
dandy substitute.
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| #4111 | | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
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| #4112 | | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
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| #4113 | | HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
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| #4114 | | Howe's Law:
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
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| #4115 | | Hubbard's Law:
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
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| #4116 | | Hurewitz's Memory Principle:
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to... to... uh.....
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| #4117 | | IBM Pollyanna Principle:
Machines should work. People should think.
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