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#4178 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Kington's Law of Perforation: If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest part of the paper.
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#4179 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.
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#4180 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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#4181 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Kludge, n.: An ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing whole. -- Jackson Granholm, "Datamation"
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#4182 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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#4183 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | knowledge, n.: Things you believe.
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#4184 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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#4185 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr): The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#4186 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Labor, n.: One of the processes by which A acquires property for B. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4187 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lackland's Laws: (1) Never be first. (2) Never be last. (3) Never volunteer for anything
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