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#4368 | | patent: A method of publicizing inventions so others can copy them.
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#4369 | | Paul's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
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#4370 | | Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
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#4371 | | paycheck: The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA, medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance, Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions.
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#4372 | | Peace, n.: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4373 | | Pecor's Health-Food Principle: Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
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#4374 | | Pedaeration, n.: The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#4375 | | pediddel: A car with only one working headlight. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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#4376 | | Peers's Law: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
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#4377 | | Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were. -- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
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