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| #4398 | | polygon:
Dead parrot.
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| #4399 | | Poorman's Rule:
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package,
you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
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| #4400 | | Portable, adj.:
Survives system reboot.
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| #4401 | | Positive, adj.:
Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4402 | | poverty, n.:
An unfortunate state that persists as long
as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
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| #4403 | | Power, n.:
The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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| #4404 | | prairies, n.:
Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
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| #4405 | | Prejudice:
A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #4406 | | Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
It's on the other side.
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| #4407 | | Price's Advice:
It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
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