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#4398 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | polygon: Dead parrot.
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#4399 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
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#4400 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot.
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#4401 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4402 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | poverty, n.: An unfortunate state that persists as long as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
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#4403 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Power, n.: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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#4404 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | prairies, n.: Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
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#4405 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Prejudice: A vagrant opinion without visible means of support. -- Ambrose Bierce
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#4406 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
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#4407 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Price's Advice: It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
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