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#4418 | | purpitation, n.: To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don't want it, and then put it in another section. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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#4419 | | Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.
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#4420 | | QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope."
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#4421 | | QOTD: "A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."
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#4422 | | QOTD: "A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
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#4423 | | QOTD: "Do you smell something burning or is it me?" -- Joan of Arc
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#4424 | | QOTD: "Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
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#4425 | | QOTD: "East is east... and let's keep it that way."
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#4426 | | QOTD: "Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
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#4427 | | QOTD: "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there, I go to work."
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