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#4428QOTD:
"Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
to late to punish."
#4429QOTD:
"He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."
#4430QOTD:
"He's on the same bus, but he's sure as hell got a different
ticket."
#4431QOTD:
"I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
#4432QOTD:
"I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
#4433QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
#4434QOTD:
"I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
#4435QOTD:
"I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
#4436QOTD:
"I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting position."
#4437QOTD:
"I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome."
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