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#5388Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.
#5389Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
-- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams
#5390Vegetarians beware! You are what you eat.
#5391Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
#5392Wake up and smell the coffee.
-- Ann Landers
#5393What foods these morsels be!
#5394What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
-- Titus Lucretius Carus
#5395What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's
enemies. Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking
out of him.
-- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"
#5396When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
#5397When all else fails, EAT!!!
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