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#5398When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional
cheese dip.
-- Ignatius Reilly
#5399 "When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last,
"what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
#5400When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
#5401Where do you go to get anorexia?
-- Shelley Winters
#5402While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't
keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
-- Edward Stevenson
#5403Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
-- Ludwig Van Beethoven
#5404Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
#5405Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
#5406Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the
way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an
indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less
important to him than his table or his white robe.
-- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac
#5407Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
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