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#5398 | | When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. -- Ignatius Reilly
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#5399 | | "When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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#5400 | | When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
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#5401 | | Where do you go to get anorexia? -- Shelley Winters
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#5402 | | While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove. -- Edward Stevenson
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#5403 | | Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart can make a good soup. -- Ludwig Van Beethoven
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#5404 | | Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
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#5405 | | Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
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#5406 | | Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white robe. -- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac
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#5407 | | Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
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