![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5526 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5527 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5528 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you can read this, you're too close.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5529 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5530 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5531 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5532 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5533 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5534 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
#5535 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
|
![](/images/empty.gif) |
![](/images/empty.gif) |
![](/images/empty.gif) ... ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) ... ![](/images/empty.gif) ![](/images/empty.gif) |