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| #5596 |  | Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
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| #5597 |  | Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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| #5598 |  | Today is the last day of your life so far.
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| #5599 |  | Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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| #5600 |  | Today is what happened to yesterday.
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| #5601 |  | Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson
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| #5602 |  | Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
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| #5603 |  | Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately, it can still be changed today.
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| #5604 |  | Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
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| #5605 |  | Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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