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#6143 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert
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#6144 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school. -- Robert Byrne
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#6145 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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#6146 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
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#6147 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.
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#6148 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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#6149 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child. -- Thomas Berger
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#6150 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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#6151 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
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#6152 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson
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