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![](/images/empty.gif) | #7018 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7019 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more stressful than divorce. -- Wall Street Journal
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7020 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Feminists just want the human race to be a tie.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7021 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. -- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7022 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. -- Helen Rowland
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7023 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all. -- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry
When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all. -- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7024 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas! but with break of day I went to make supplication. -- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7025 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to spend my evenings?" -- Chamfort
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7026 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.
| ![](/images/empty.gif) | #7027 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14
Low Blows: Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must hurt." The man doubles over and actually FEELS the pain.
Dressing Up: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals. Speaking of weddings, when reminiscing about weddings, women talk about "the ceremony". Men laugh about "the bachelor party".
David Letterman: Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.
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