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#7088I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on
believing that some men are my equals.
-- Brigid Brophy
#7089I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every
woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
#7090I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then
natural selection reared its ugly head.
#7091I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately
anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
-- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
#7092I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
-- Chick
#7093I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
-- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
#7094I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.
-- Freud
#7095I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in
the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
-- Phyllis Diller
#7096I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
-- Chico Marx
#7097I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new
one every day.
-- Heine
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