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#6878 | | 94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.
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#6879 | | A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
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#6880 | | A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. -- Don Quinn
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#6881 | | A bachelor is an unaltared male.
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#6882 | | A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever. -- Helen Rowland
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#6883 | | A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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#6884 | | A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and purgatory for the purse.
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#6885 | | A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Kipling
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#6886 | | A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad. -- Emerson
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#6887 | | A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. -- Robert Benchley
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