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| #7983 | | "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other
hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
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| #7984 | | "I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down
to the sea and drown yourselves."
"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why
you human beings don't."
-- James Thurber
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| #7985 | | I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
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| #7986 | | I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.
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| #7987 | | I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West
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| #7988 | | I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
-- Beauregard Bugleboy
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| #7989 | | I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
-- Butch Cassidy
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| #7990 | | I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people...
Certainty is just an emotion.
-- Hal Clement
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| #7991 | | I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know
how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson
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| #7992 | | I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park
there's nothing else to do.
-- Lenny Bruce
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