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#8033 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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#8034 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. -- George Winters
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#8035 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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#8036 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
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#8037 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitman
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#8038 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
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#8039 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top? -- Jerry Muscha
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#8040 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform. -- Mary Wilson Little
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#8041 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- A. Einstein.
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#8042 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. -- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young"
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