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| #8043 | | If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
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| #8044 | | If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without
having to accomplish anything.
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| #8045 | | If only you had a personality instead of an attitude.
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| #8046 | | If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
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| #8047 | | If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,
then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-- Albert Einstein
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| #8048 | | If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine
times out of ten!
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| #8049 | | If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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| #8050 | | If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
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| #8051 | | If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.
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| #8052 | | If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
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