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#8083 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
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#8084 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. -- Schmidt
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#8085 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be deceiving you very well.
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#8086 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz
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#8087 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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#8088 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. -- Arthur Kasspe
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#8089 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
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#8090 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
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#8091 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
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#8092 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.
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