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#10490 | | The best defense against logic is ignorance.
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#10491 | | The best rebuttal to this kind of statistical argument came from the redoubtable John W. Campbell:
The laws of population growth tell us that approximately half the people who were ever born in the history of the world are now dead. There is therefore a 0.5 probability that this message is being read by a corpse.
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#10492 | | The bigger the theory the better.
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#10493 | | The biggest difference between time and space is that you can't reuse time. -- Merrick Furst
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#10494 | | The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. -- Admiral William Leahy, U.S. Atomic Bomb Project
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#10495 | | The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture. -- Elbert Hubbard
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#10496 | | The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.
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#10497 | | The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness. -- John Muir
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#10498 | | The Commandments of the EE:
(9) Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug, and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages. (10) Commit thou to memory all the words of the prophets which are written down in thy Bible which is the National Electrical Code, and giveth out with the straight dope and consoleth thee when thou hast suffered a ream job by the chief electrician. (11) When thou muckest about with a device in an unthinking and/or unknowing manner, thou shalt keep one hand in thy pocket. Better that thou shouldest keep both hands in thy pockets than experimentally determine the electrical potential of an innocent-seeming device.
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#10499 | | The Commandments of the EE:
(1) Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner. (2) Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale of tears. (3) Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth, and upon which the worketh, are grounded and thusly tagged lest they lift thee to a radio frequency potential and causeth thee to make like a radiator too. (4) Tarry thou not amongst these fools that engage in intentional shocks for they are not long for this world and are surely unbelievers.
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