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#1341The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.
#1342The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
-- Bill Veeck
#1343The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
#1344The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.
#1345The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Augustine
#1346The opulence of the front office door varies inversely with the fundamental
solvency of the firm.
#1347The other line moves faster.
#1348The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of
someone to blame it on.
#1349The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
#1350The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
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