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| #10801 | | Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
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| #10802 | | Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
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| #10803 | | Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
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| #10804 | | Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
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| #10805 | | Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A: Because that was her name.
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| #10806 | | Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
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| #10807 | | Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.
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| #10808 | | Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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| #10809 | | Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
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| #10810 | | Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
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